Deep Undercover!

As you can tell from my attire, I have been deep undercover for some time! I attended the WW69 incognito. Shortly after our May gathering I was called away to report immediately for a Special Ops mission; take down "The Most Wanted Man" in the world. So if you are just now catching on to my disguise - YES - I am a member of Seal Team SixThe mission went flawlessly with the exception of the failed roof landing of Stealth Hawk One, which forced the remainder of us to land outside the compound (scuffing my new 6" heeled combat boots - ah, well, all for a good cause). Our awesome team Canine (not pictured here due to safety reasons) lead us straight to UBL, who was a cowardly old fool who never saw us coming; SWEET!After we collected all the computers, files, porn and marijuana we head out. Yes I said porn and marijuana - UBL wasn't such a holy-roller after all! I don't think 72 virgins were waiting for him.With mission complete we celebrated through the night - oh, did I mention I am also the mascot for Seal Team Six, PARTY!!!.....and OH DID WE EVER!By the way, you may have noticed I dyed my hair black for the mission; so do blonds have more fun? - Not Necessarily! Can't wait to see where my next adventure takes me!  By the way, my stylist this month was none other than THE Karon McGlinn. I understand Karon has been nominated for a "Wedgie" award to be presented at the "Naval Special Warfare Development Group's" annual Wonderful Wedgie Gala in the category of "Girl With Dog". Good luck Karon - I'll be sitting on the front row to cheer you on!